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- Hello, I'm... - Shibai! - Hi, I'm Tashin! - And I'm Mishima!
- We don't have Yumemaru-san with us today. - Yes, we don't.
- That shouldn't be a problem, either. - He has a gathering time of lies, and we're the only ones who've gathered early today.
- Yes, we don't. - This time, we wanted to do a secret project hidden from Yumemaru-san.
- Yumemaru is also a human being in a way, so... - What are you talking about?
- He's a human being, too. - The size of a sphere.
- Well, he does some human-like actions while he's alive. - Yes.
- There are things Yumemaru does a lot, and things Yumemaru doesn't do a lot.
- But there are a lot of things Yumemaru does about once a day, right? - Yes.
- Each of us. - Yes.
- So this time, we're going to try and guess what Yumemaru does. - Yes.
- While Yumemaru is shooting, we're going to guess what Yumemaru does only once. - Yes.
- We're going to count what Yumemaru does, and if Yumemaru does it once, we win.
- It's a game like that. - I see.
- It's a very simple game. - Yes.
- The person who gets it wrong the most... - Yes.
- Will get a very harsh punishment. - What?!
- Is that so?! - Yes.
- I was told in the morning to leave it up to you, so I'll leave it up to you. - Oh.
- Let's say there's an extreme punishment. - Oh!
- Let's see what happens if we leave it up to you. - Stop it, already.
- It's gross. - Think about it, people. Stop it!
- I don't know what it is, but I'll say it.
- We're going to count what Yumemaru does, and if Yumemaru does it once, we win.
- This time, Ikuto-kun will pretend to be passionate and hold up the camera.
- That's what we're going to do. - Oh, I see.
- "Oh, he's passionate. Oh, never mind." That's what we're going to do.
- Oh, I see. - That's what we're going to do in the end, but...
- I don't think it's going to go that well, so I'm going to see how passionate he is.
- I don't like it. - You don't like it?!
- You don't like it?!
- It's very scary. - Scary?!
- Why is it scary?! - It's not scary.
- It's scary. - He's very passionate.
- Will it be okay? - Yumemaru-senpai at the time...
- He's scary. - Scary?!
- Ikuto is scarier than Yumemaru. - Right?!
- He's weak! - He's just weak!
- Well, as long as we do it properly, right? Don't mess with me.
- Take this.
- What was in it?! - I won't show you.
- Okay, I'll do my best for one day.
- This is a video, and it's important, so I'll tell you. - Okay.
- Shall we announce it one by one? - Hmm...
- Can I ask you a question first? - Yes.
- The person who made the biggest statement says...
- Well, it's not a one-time goal, right? - Yeah.
- Then, wouldn't "zero" be too much?
- Well, "zero" is honestly pretty easy, right? - Yeah.
- Then...
- The person who made the biggest statement is...
- The loser. - Oh, I see.
- Of course, the loser is the person who made the biggest statement.
- Let's announce our initial predictions. - Okay.
- Let's start with Ryo-san. - Okay!
- There's something that only Yumemaru can say about this. - Oh.
- Within the members.
- "Raising middle fingers."
- You're good at this, Bukko!
- Yumemaru does it sometimes, and Yumemaru is the only one who doesn't do it. - That's true.
- It's only Yumemushi. - Yeah, that's right.
- Ah, you do it? - I don't do it.
- But it's pretty hard, isn't it? - Well, I don't do it, so...
- It feels good when you do it. - Yeah.
- Next is me. - Yes.
- Yumemaru is famous for having a lot of poop. - Yeah.
- That's why he does it once or twice a day, and then comes back. - That's not true.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- Usually, he does it once or twice a day. - That's normal.
- That's a good message. - He does poop a lot.
- Next is Yumemushi.
- I want to know about Yumemaru's animalistic cuteness.
- He's a raw materialist. - He's a raw materialist.
- Next is Shibuya. - Yumemaru tends to do comedy.
- Yeah. - I wonder if it's only me who sees comedy a lot.
- He does a lot of hideous and conscious people. - Yeah.
- I see. - I think he started doing this.
- It's in front of the camera.
- I wonder if that's what you've been doing lately? - I think it's Supreme these days.
- It could be. - Yeah.
- He's got a close-up camera. - Maybe you're conscious of your existence.
- It could be me doing it naturally. - We can't let you know until we let you know.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Then, lastly, Toshimitsu. - Yes.
I also have a favorite reaction of Yumemaru's.
When something happens or I feel something...
Aaaaaah!
Like this.
This voice.
- There is a voice, but... - I think Yumemaru's voice is quite unique.
I thought it felt good.
- It's in my head all of a sudden. - All of a sudden.
- Yes. That's all for today. - Yes.
Immediately, Yumemaru will come.
Please instruct the camera on the way.
- All that's left is for us to wait. - Yes.
- Let's end it at the end of tomorrow. - Yes.
Then...
Let's wait!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- This is it, isn't it? We've been kept saying "Jounetsu Airik", "Jounetsu Airik", right? - That's right.
- "Jounetsu Airik" is over. - But you told me to spend it normally...
- I'm a little worried about the camera. I don't know what to do. - Ah...
- As expected of you. - Yes.
- Just in case, I think it would be unpleasant if we ended it without filming it. - But it's really unpleasant.
- The video won't come out, right? - The video is NHK, so it's NHK.
- That's... "Jounetsu Airik" is not NHK. - That's true.
- If you do work ethics or something like that... - How do you organize it?
- The video has already been completed, so... - I was looking forward to seeing the camera for such a long time.
- It's amazing that there are so many materials. - It was very difficult.
- Let's take a look at "Jounetsu Airik" by Yumemaru.
- Good morning. - What is this?
- "Jounetsu Airik". - Huh?
- Can you let me stay here for a day? - Oh, not at all.
- For me? - It's Yumemaru-senpai.
- Why? - "Jounetsu Airik" by Yumemaru-senpai.
- Oh... I don't have anything. I just spend it normally...
- Yes, I'd like you to film it for me. - Oh, okay.
- Thank you for today. - What's with that tension?
- I'm a cameraman, so I have this much tension.
- Please let me stay here for a day. - Okay.
- Please do it for me. - Please do it for me.
- It's annoying. - What is this?
- "Jounetsu Airik" by Yumemaru. - It's really annoying.
- Which one is this? Sub or main? - "Jounetsu Airik".
- Who is it? Tell me yourself. - Huh?
- It's "Jounetsu Airik".
- I really don't know about the tension.
- I don't know about the tension.
- Okay, I'd like you to clean my teeth.
- Your teeth always stink when you wake up.
- No, they don't stink.
- We're going to eat. - Yeah, we're going to eat.
- We went back and forth between Tokyo and here.
- It's about 300km, right? - It's humane, that place and...
- The trees are crazy.
[The next day, we went to the park.]
- Oh! We've been here!
- What?!
- Huh? Why?
- It's a fantasy! - Huh?
- It's not related to this, right? - Huh? What did you say just now?
- You didn't film me dancing, did you?
- No, I filmed you dancing.
- It's complicated.
- Oh, by chance?
- I was dancing by myself.
- Wow!
- You don't have to worry about it.
- You filmed me dancing, didn't you?
- I'll be honest with you.
- It's a reality show.
- I've been doing what I want to do for a long time.
- It's funny.
- I don't know if it's good or bad.
- If you can do it for 100 yen, you're a man.
- You can't do it in this place.
- You don't know if you'll get caught or not if you do your best.
- Huh?
- You're a thief.
- You don't know if you'll get caught or not if you do your best.
- You're a bad guy.
- Yeah, you're right.
- What were you doing?
- I was doing my best.
- Oh, I see.
This is a sticker. I'm putting a sticker on it.
It's embarrassing. It's not like you're doing it, but it's embarrassing.
I feel like I'm being watched.
What are you doing?
Change up.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
Did you poop?
No, I just peed.
I can't poop.
I've been eating well lately.
Really?
I think it's safer to take things with you.
If you don't have much time to wait, I'll send it to you.
Don't be lonely.
I'm lonely.
I can't talk to you at all.
That's not true.
You're as strong as you always are.
Yumemaru isn't as weak as he always is.
Is that so?
I'm nervous.
It's no use.
It's nothing.
It's not a live broadcast.
I'll get stronger.
Wow, this is amazing
It's a perfect fit
Fit pocket
Is this out?
Is it not allowed?
It's out
It's not allowed
On the contrary, I'm really curious about what will happen
What will happen?
What did you do just now?
I peed
It stinks
You haven't peed once today, right?
I haven't peed
Maybe it's constipation
It's either constipation or bad eating habits
So I don't pee anymore
What is this?
I'll think about it
No, it's not that
I've been peeing a lot
It's like the number of times you've peed
It's not like that
Ouch, it hurts
I'll tell you what happened
Team Rikkei
I'm sorry
I'll tell you what happened
Let's get ready
It's the 6th floor
It stinks
It really stinks
You drank coffee, didn't you?
Coffee
It stinks
You're really good at it.
Who is it?
That's enough.
Why did you do that all of a sudden?
Suddenly...
He was like...
It's okay.
He was like a Supreme.
Thank you for your hard work!
Today's training camp is over.
How was it?
Well...
It was really energizing.
That's it for today.
Thank you for today.
Thank you.
See you.
Thank you for today.
That's it?!
It's really over.
Yes. Thank you.
I thought it would be the last one.
I was wondering...
What kind of feeling should I have?
Is it okay?
Yes.
Really?
It's okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
What happened?
Can you tell me?
It wasn't a passion attack!
No way!
Just kidding.
Did you do it?
What are you talking about?
I know it.
In this video,
Yumemaru said he would do it only once in a day.
Oh!
That's what this video is about.
I see.
But Yumemaru's video is over.
Oh, it's over.
Let's ask our editors.
Yes.
Let's ask our editors.
I guess Yumemaru would do it only once in a day.
He said he would raise his middle finger.
He does it sometimes.
He does it once a day.
No, he doesn't!
He doesn't do it!
And Yumemaru?
He doesn't do it.
If he had alcohol, he might have done it.
You're right.
If he had alcohol, he might have done it eight times.
He doesn't do it once in a day.
Next, Shibuya.
I expected Yumemaru would do it only once in a day.
He is a businessman.
He might do it only once in a day.
But he did it only once in a day.
Yes, he did it only once in a day.
Why did you believe him?
He might have done it.
He said, "this is our team."
It happened suddenly and it surprised me the most.
It suddenly got super deep.
I thought, "what?!"
He's got a happy face.
You're gonna do it now?
Look at his face!
It was so long!
It took forever for Shimizu to realize it.
I thought I had to get to it!
I thought I'd give up if it didn't stick like glue.
Even if I took it, I knew it, so I stuck to it.
I'll do it all.
And I didn't realize it, but my shoulders were like this.
That's right!
I didn't do it like this! I did it like this!
I invited you.
I did it like this.
If you do it like this, it's a shame.
Next is me.
Yes.
Even though I went to the bathroom, there were a lot of times when I just peed and came out.
That's right.
There were a lot of times this time.
It's a little, you know...
Because I'm involved with students.
That might have happened a little.
Well, it's different when you go out of the car.
Toilet.
This time, I peed in all of them.
Oh!
This is rare!
It's rare.
How many times?
But it's three.
Three.
Surprisingly, there weren't many times I went to the bathroom, so I was surprised.
Well, well, well, well.
Usually, I think it's all poop.
I thought it was one of them.
I didn't expect it to be the worst pattern.
It's the number of times a normal human can afford it.
It's normal.
Next is me.
For me, it's the number of times Umemaru scratches his butt directly.
Oh!
It's a little suspicious.
And there's one that's really suspicious.
"Why don't you turn around?" I said.
There was one, wasn't there?
There was one.
It's written there, but...
I couldn't get it on camera.
Well...
If you can do it for 100 yen, you can do it anywhere.
That's right.
I took it after I saw it in the video.
I couldn't react that much.
It's written there.
It's written in my pants.
Oh!
It's written in raw butt.
I don't remember!
Oh!
It's written in raw butt!
By the way, there's only one thing.
Do it with Umemaru.
It's written in my butt, isn't it?
When Umemaru was taking it...
In front of the camera...
While scratching his butt...
It's written in raw butt.
There's a place where you scratch both your left and right butts at once.
It's luxurious.
It's 1.5 times.
It's amazing!
So, for me, it's 1.5 times.
I'll say it for now.
Yes.
I'll say it one day...
Ahhh!
I'll say it one day...
This is one of them.
I want you to judge it.
The voice's volume will judge you.
The last one.
Yoi yoi shiyouyo.
It's a little lower than usual.
It's low.
The meaning is different.
The nuance is different.
For example, a situation.
I thought I could do it for no reason.
I was preparing for something.
It's too troublesome to do it by hand.
So I did it for some reason.
In that sense, this "ah" means...
Well, but...
Wouldn't it be the same as "oh"?
If it's "oh"...
Iji.
"Iji" is "kakerabure."
- So... - Yes.
- This is "Iji." - "Iji."
- "Zero." - "Zero."
- "Zero," "zero," "three." - "Three."
- Right? - Yes.
So...
The person who gets the most wrong...
will get "dobe."
But there are two "zero"s.
- So I'll get "three" as well. - Yes.
Yumemaru-san will decide...
- who's wrong the most. - Oh.
- I see. - Yes.
Who's saying, "It's too far from one."?
- I'll decide? - Yes, Yumemaru-san.
It's me!
Ah...
- "Nakayubi." - "Seminar."
- "Seminar."
- Yes, it's decided. - Yes.
Yes.
The person who got the most wrong is...
- Ryo-kun! - Wow!
- "Nakayubi." - "Nakayubi," huh?
- "Nakayubi," huh?
I can't beat "Nakayubi" that much.
- "Seminar" and "Nakayubi" are totally different. - Totally different.
When I came to Tokyo the other day...
- I did a "seminar" in Shibuya. - Wow!
I was fooling around for a while.
I thought, "This is pretty good."
"Shit" is probably...
probably the furthest one, so I think it's Ryo- kun.
And so...
In the domain of me and Ryo-san...
- it's a severe punishment game! - That's amazing.
- Is it severe? - It's amazing.
- Isn't it amazing? - I didn't say it because I thought it'd make sense...
but it's a severe punishment game.
- You know who it is, right? - Yes.
Early in the morning, Ryo said, "You can go in and play."
So I said, "Ah, sure, go ahead and play."
I said, "It's too severe of a punishment game," and then I went back to Ryo.
- Hahaha! - That was dangerous.
That was dangerous! I was scared just now!
- I don't know how to say this... - Hey!
In the domain of severe punishment games...
if you make it a little weaker...
it's probably Ryo-kun for a week.
- In Yumemaru's old days... - Wait, what's a "severe punishment game" anyway?
- A "severe punishment game" is a world in which you're a pharaoh, Ryo-kun, and Fundo-shi. - I see.
In that world...
a week is like a light punishment game.
- Was "severe punishment game" a month? - It was a month.
But if it's "severe punishment game," then a week isn't that heavy of a punishment game, is it?
- Ooh! - But "severe punishment game" is light, isn't it?
- I'm saying "severe punishment game" because you said it! - Leave it to me! I'll play!
Okay, two weeks!
You can choose between two weeks of smoking or Fundo-shi.
I don't know if I should say it at this timing...
but I have a penalty game card, don't I?
- I have it. - He has it a lot, this guy.
If you use it, it'll go somewhere, right?
If you participate, you'll be seen as someone other than you.
Maybe if you four played, one person would disappear...
and you three would have to play.
In that case, other than Yumemaru...
- the winners will also participate. - That's what will happen, right?
- It'll cause a lot of war in the world. - It'll cause a lot of damage.
- So this is how it came about... - If you're really sure about it, you might want to use silver.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Then maybe you should smoke? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Tetsuya's sword, which you bought for 2 million yen, is also in good condition. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I have a lot of them, so I want to use them somewhere. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I've had them for a long time. - It's like Momotetsu's winning mood.
- It's got a lot of cards and is strong. - So, even though it's not a coin, I can't help it. I'll use it here.
- I'll use Fundoshi for 2 weeks as a penalty game. - Fundoshi...
- Buddygasei, look over here. - Don't look at me like that! I'm so embarrassed!
- I'm doing a lot of bad things. - Yeah, you're doing a lot of bad things.
- But you've been doing it for a month. - Is it going to happen again?
- It's like this. - It's bad.
- The person who lost by one coin has been Fundoshi for two weeks! - It's a lot of trouble.
- It's a lot of trouble. - It's amazing. - It's a lot of trouble.
- It might be that you'll die one by one. - I guess so. - Damn it.
- Let's do it. - Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm nervous. - Let's do it.
- It can only be said. - If it's God's will, you should hit a stupid move like that.
- I believe in you, God! - Oh!
- It wasn't me! - Oh!
- Please! - Do it.
- Let's go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'll pay you back!
I'll let you win!
You told me to do it!
Did you get it?!
I did it!
You told me to do it!
You're so good!
I didn't know I'd do it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Well, that's how it was.
It was Ryo's idea, but he said, "Go ahead and do it."
I said, "Hey, you bastard," and said, "I have plenty of time."
Then Ryo said, "Go ahead and do it," and I said, "I'll do it," and it became like a rap song.
It's said that silver is the best way, so let's treat people kindly.
As a result of this video, Yumemaru's shadow has become very thin.
I don't have a shadow!
Spend it normally.
Spend it normally and answer it.
Can I cut out "Remembered of"?
I want you to show me more and more of it.
Please be kind if you see it in the city.
If I were you, I would...